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Saturday, 24 February 2007

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George Bush's latest conquest

George Bush, the president of the USA, has been arrested after being caught in bed having sex with a pig. His wife Laura was in the bathroom at the time.

It is believed that it was an accident, and that Mr Bush climbed into bed with the animal not realising that it wasn't his wife. The lights in the White House master bedroom are usually switched off by the time he goes to bed at 9.30.

Some grunting and squealing noises were heard by FBI agents in the building, but they are used to hearing that. One agent who refused to be named said he thought he heard the president make a comment about his wife's nipples. This would have been appropriate as pigs have multiple sets of nipples in two lines up and down their front, unlike Laura Bush who of course has udders.

The pig was unavailable for comment. Neither was George Bush's wife.

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