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Saturday, 24 February 2007

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"I'll Always Love You Larry!"

Florida - (ReUterus): Broward County Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin has told Halo! magazine there is a strong possibility that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn.

The magazine has commissioned a ten page spread featuring the celebrity judge in a fetching and wholesomely manly swimwear centerfold section looking bronzed, fit and decidedly plausible.

Seidlin is captured relaxing by the pool, clasping to his heart an autographed photo of Anna Nicole and baby Dannielynn. A lock of Anna's golden tresses and the dedication "I'll Always Love You Larry!" are emblazoned on the picture.

"Anna Nicole kept our love secret", Seidlin tells Halo! magazine. "Folks that think Larry Birkhead was her soulmate is just plain wrong. They got the wrong Larry".

In another shot he appears in the Bahamas looking soulfully towards a flower-festooned cemetary as law enforcement officers manhandle a handcuffed, kicking and screaming Virgie Arthur.

"It's just a kinda gut feeling thing", Seidlin tells the magazine. "Star-crossed lovers, tragedy and a beautiful little baby girl...

"The movie rights alone could be worth millions."

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