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Topics: Drugs, Cannabis, dyslexia

Wednesday, 21 February 2007

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Wangishton - Scientists recently released documentation providing indutpisable evidence regadring Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active and lightly hallucinogenic chemical in marijuana, and the reading disasiblity known as Dyslexia.

Subjects were forced to smoke the illegally delicious plant and forced to read masteprieces of literature such as F. Scott Fitzgeralds "The Graet Gatsby" and Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" and then asked to comlpete a multiple choice, short answer, and essay examanition.

The results were clear; smoking pot makes reading as difficult as if the writer is intinteonally spelling words incorrectly. So let this be a lesson to all you po theads out there, keep off the grass.

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