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Wednesday, 21 February 2007

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Civil War but not in Iraq

Washington DC - (Ass0CIAted Mess): The Whore Against Terra has radicalised anti-American feeling among US voters. Over 80% now believe that 9/11 was orchestrated by George W Bush and his Poodle-sucker Tony Blair after Pat Robertson's miraculous vision foretold that Iraq would convert to Christianity before the November 2004 White House election.

The findings show a climate of growing mistrust between ordinary level headed non-toxic US citizens and the growing band of rabid evangelical creationist nutters who support risible psychotic theories promoting intelligent design and other specious crap because there's still plenty of money to be made from re-inventing the Bushes.

"If this continues, there'll be civil war all over again" said a DC source. "Trust me, it's coming".

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