In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears' vagina has escaped from rehab and gone on the run.
The drama unfolded at noon yesterday after Miss Spears agreed to attend Eric Clapton's tropical paradise methadone clinic in Barbados.
According to one insider, Britney and her vagina had just checked in and were being checked for fleas, when suddenly, her vagina pulled a knife and attacked the warder.
Although Britney tried to reason with her vagina, it was to no avail and the hairy fun-box made a clean getaway.
Friends and family last night pleaded for Britney's vagina to turn itself in and get the help it so desperately needs but, as yet, the vagina has not made any comment.