Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Wanting to look just like Daddy! That was the bizarre claim on Capitol Hill today as officials in Vice President Dick Cheney's office admitted that a twentyfive year old secret is about to burst its seams as toxic and balding singer Britney Spears threatens to spill the beans on being his unnatural daughter.
A rapid damage limitation exercise was quickly initiated in the Vice President's office which is already strained to the limits in the Scooter Libby CIA outing trial.
Cheney has reportedly summoned aides to batten down any hatches that could possibly connect him to his alleged wacko daughter and sent a goodwill reconnaissance party to KFed's lawyers to thrash out a settlement.
And in Antigua, scene of Britney's hurried rehab exit last week, former inmates of the Crossroads faclity have contacted the press saying they witnessed the singer break down in detox and claim she'd been dumped by her Daddy.
"Shaving off the hair extensions was just a logical next step".
Dick Cheney is 69.