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Monday, 19 February 2007

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In a follow up story to the revelation that Britney Spears bizarre behavior could be due to having consumed contaminated Peter Pan peanut butter, sources have learned that the empty jars left in the rehab center were retrieved by a maid and put up for sale on Ebay.

After Spears left the rehab center in Antigua, where she stayed only 24 hours, the maid, whose identity isn't yet known, went "dumpster diving" in the trash bin behind the center until finding the jars. There were reports in some circles that the empty jars were not Peter Pan, but Great Value peanut butter.

Spears vehemently denied the reports, saying "I don't buy no house brands no more, when I go to Wal-Mart, I buy the best, I got class! Print that in your tabloid you dirty #$@&@*!*.

The empty jars went up for sale on Ebay this morning with the bidding to start at $10,000.

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