In the weeks following the manliest event in American sports there has been much debate over the offensive "gayification" of our beloved Super Bowl advertisements.
The now well known ad in which two mechanics kiss after meeting in the middle of a Snickers candy bar they attacked from either end has caused an uprising the heterosexual community.
During a protest of Genius' Advertising Your Stuff (GAYS), the advertising firm that produced and directed the blasphemous material summarized his disgust with the ad simply, "Football's for men. Ball's are for women. And any man that prefers balls to footballs has no place in sports or ads during sports."
When asked for a rebuttal quote, a flamboyant spokesmen for the GAYS company replied, "We're rubber and you're glue what bounces off us sticks to you."
Confused by this sissy response, a mob of manly men smeared the queer.