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Saturday, 17 February 2007

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There may be a simple explanation for the latest in a series of bizarre incidents involving Britney Spears. During her 24 hour stint in rehab in Antigua, the Pop Princess indulged in one of her lesser known vices: Peter Pan peanut butter.

Namely eating it off the body of Lindsey Lohan, her roommate at the rehab center.

Apparently since entering rehab, the pair hadn't heard about the outbreak of salmonella in the product, made by Conagra. When told they had eaten the contaminated product Lohan shrieked: "Salmonella? That sounds icky! There is a fish smell in here, but I haven't eaten any fish. I thought salmonella was an Italian airline, anyway."

"No, stupid," replied Spears, "Sal Monella is an actor. You're thinking about genitalia".

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