Upon completion of his second and final term as President, George W. Bush will star in his own one man Off-Broadway show, The Bush Monologues. In the show, Bush will talk about the one thing he hasn't screwed up in his administration...as soon as he figures out what that is.
Bush has decided to devote most of his energy to the show as soon as he leaves office, rather than his Presidential Library, which unfortunately burned to the ground recently. It seems both books were destroyed in the fire, and just as unfortunately, one of them hadn't been colored in yet.
The play was originally offered to the Vice President to be called "The Angina Monologues" with Cheney's heart to be the subject, but the writers couldn't produce a complete page. Then, "The Dick Chronicles" was considered, but again, not enough material could be produced, unless the play was to feature Cheney's daughter, Mary Cheney. However, Mary was too busy for the project.
So, like in the 2000 Election, Bush was second choice, and still was selected for the role. Since Bush is a four-letter word, considered an obscenity in some areas, an alternate name of "The Axiom Of Evil" will be used in those areas.