Written by R. Mejia
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Wednesday, 14 February 2007

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Red Can spells Danger

A Milwaukee mother of 4 was found dead on her kitchen floor earlier today, of an apparent heart attack. When Mrs. Wendy Wilson discovered her teenaged son had taken out the trash without being asked, the shock was too great for the 42 year old single mother who worked night shifts at the county morgue.

"I swear, I didn't mean to hurt her," said Paul Wilson, her son, known only for sullen looks and snide comments. "I was looking for my headphones and needed to spread the trash out in driveway. When I came back in the house, there she was. I guess she's not gonna be able to fix me lunch now."

Copyright 2007, R. Mejia

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