Gorgeous, blond bombshell, famous for her voluptuous body, her easy manipulation of men, and her revealing Playboy photographs was found dead under mysterious circumstances. In other news ... Anna Nicole Smith was found dead too.
Actress, bombshell, and screen goddess, Marilyn Monroe was asked this week to share her heavenly suites with Ms. Smith. In a radiant revelation, St. Peter announced today that heaven was unprepared for the arrival of Anna Nicole. "We really didn't expect her," gushed the former apostle, "Marilyn will have to share with her until we can finish her rooms."
This temporary arrangement seems practical for simple reasons like sharing peroxide and providing ample fantasies for middle aged men, but insiders anticipate problems. Both bottle blondies are famous for their unpredictable behavior and fondness for prescription drugs. This combustible combination could lead to conflict.
Dr. Sigmund Freud and new arrival, Gerald Ford, have agreed to be on "stand-by" in case things get ugly.
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