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Tuesday, 13 February 2007

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Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is listed as missing and The Federal Bureau of Investigation has begun an inquiry. As yet the FBI is not commenting on the case and Officials at The White House have issued only a "no comment" on the subject.

The only leads in the case seem to come from Pat Robinson, popular Evangelical figure. Mr. Robinson has commented that in recent months Mr. McClellan had sought counseling with him, dealing with personal problems stemming from his tenure holding briefings at The White House.

Mr. Robinson will neither deny or confirm if these personal problems have root in the constant inaccuracies and spin Mr. McClellan was required to dish out on a daily basis while a White House staff member and representative.

Other leaders in The Evangical Christian movement are theorizing that Mr. McClellans disappearance may be the first ever case of "Reverse Rapture", wherein a person goes straight to Hell as a result of constant lies, deception and bearing false witness.

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