Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): NATO investigations into Sandy Berger's shredding of key security and intelligence documents relating to CIA traitor Aldrich Ames and FBI turncoat Bob Hanssen have found conclusive links between a child molestor cover-up cabal in the Pentagon run by the Osteoporosis division of the Ancient American Order of Skull 'N' Bones and its spiritual grand masters who are now all sitting pretty as crusading billionaire creationist TV evangelicals.
The evidence came to light after the Reverend Pat Robertson's bid to borrow over $2billion from the
UK's Bank of Scotland was scuppered after London cops found that all the financial references he gave were businessmen who had already been busted as part of an internet child porn ring called Operation Ore.
NATO military intelligence has long known that the US has harbored key cold war figures whose families have dedicated their lives to suppressing the role of organised religion in masterminding the Holocaust.
But it wasn't until a review of the 1963 assassination of President John F Kennedy that archived material came to light showing that George W Bush and Pat Robertson stole a horde of gold dental fillings and crowns from the Holocaust Museum to bankroll their personal fledgeling careers into organised crime.
This has prompted calls for an immediate review of Bush's plans to issue new Gold Eagles featuring him and Bush Senior on a commemorative edition for his retirement from the White House in 2008.
Some UK archivists have said such a move would only be historically accurate if Pope Pius XII, UK fascist leader Oswald Moseley, Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler are also included on the bullion issue:
"But there'd be one hell of a fracas if he did that and left out the rest of the DNA family, some of whom like Saddam, are RIP as a direct result of the on-going family turf war."
Pat Robertson is 73.