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Friday, 9 February 2007

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Anna before her meteoric rise to 46DD

Hollywood, Florida - (Rioters): Tragic former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith who died suddenly yesterday aged 39 may have been the victim of a burst silicone implant which accidentally began oozing into her bloodstream.

An autopsy later today will determine the exact cause of death although pathologists in Fort Lauderdale were worried this morning about the possibility of being unable to locate her heart due to the massive weight that the former stripper carried on her size 46DD chest.

A surgical crane has been hired to aid the procedure after medical union advice that attempting to lift the implants manually could result in a nasty bout of groin strain.

Some doctors have speculated that Ms Smith may have still been lactating following the birth of her daughter five months ago, and that breastfeeding may have caused a rupture in her implants.

Meanwhile reports are circulating in town that her husband Howard K Stern is suing for custody of the fake mammaries following a seven figure sum being offered by the Smithsonian for a permanent exhibit at the Institute.

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