In a surprise move today President Bush crowned himself Emperor of the World. Congress instantly responded by doing absolutely nothing.
A source close to Congress did issue a statement saying that: "Many, well at least some of the congressional members were apposed to Emperor Bush and didn't care for what he'd done, not one little bit." The source, who refused to be identified, went on to say: "Some of the Senators were even thinking of taking a vote to let the Emperor know just how strongly they felt about it."
In a strong counter move, Emperor Bush disbanded the US Congress and then named Michael Jackson as Heir to the Throne then vowed to set a new world order. When asked why Michael Jackson, the Emperor responded by saying: "I thought he would be anti-assassination insurance; like, shoot me then look at what you get."
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