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Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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Salt Lake City - The woman in the computer company Sencorp's "Sexual Harassment" video is really hot, according to new employee Mark Smithers.

"Damn! She 'da bomb!" Smithers said to fellow workmates who had taken fifteen minutes of their lunch break in order to watch the mandatory video. "I mean, check 'er out! Damn!"

Katrina Brewer, the woman on the video, has really nice breasts and her eyes are sexier than hell.

"I'd like to get me some of that!" Smithers said.

"Sexual harassment has been a real problem here at Sencorp," said Daniel Nordburg, CEO. "We thought it was time to educate our workers by using the video with the hot babe in it."

Nordburg says that Sencorp has a "zero-tolerance" policy for sexual harassment, and that an employee can be fired after only three complaints.

"We want the broads here to feel safe," said Nordburg. "No chick should come to work and have to put up with harassment." Then, he pointed out that the word "harassment" sounds like "her ass-ment" and began to laugh.

Nordburg says that Smithers would have to answer for his conduct during the video, and that he would have to change his attitude when it came to "working with the honnies."

"Those sweet-thangs don't deserve such disrespect," Nordburg says.

This, however, did not change the fact that the chick in the video was really hot.

"She can sexually harass me any day!" said Smithers.

Smithers claimed to learn a lot from the company's video regarding discrimination as well, but wished they "hadn't used the black guy."

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