Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Classified CIA documents discovered in a Waco, Texas landfill site relating to George W Bush's White House 2000 election campaign paint a grim blackmail picture of Michael Jackson lookalike Mr Wacko being allowed to continue his Clinton-era deception of posing as the celebrated Jackson Five crooner.
In exchange for a gagging clause about the First Lady's brother Hugh Rodham and his lucrative business ventures with the Bush Family Evil Empire, Wacko ensured his CIA file deleted any mention of Bush being his father and Elizabeth Taylor his mother.
But now all the sordid details are bubbling up to the surface despite a secret 24 hour armed guard protecting the strongroom holding the recovered documents, believed to be in a covert bunker under the Laguna Beach branch of a Krispy Kreme fanchise.
Wacko is nonplussed about the development and has flown back to California, utterly confident that the Feds are unlikely to send in the bulldozers to excavate Neverland in a bid to find the real Jacko's body.
Or that any such exhumation attempts might be re-routed to a building yard adjacent to the former offices of the Rose Law firm in Little Rock, Arkansas,