Written by Ace Ventura
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Topics: Beer

Monday, 29 January 2007

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Dubya Pod reenacting tasting of beer looks he needs to clean his tounge

This weekend, at Ass & a Half Beer Brewery, a new beer was being tasted. Called Ass' Turd Beer, head taster Dubya Pod threw up on me (I'll be suing him if he wins the case anyway).

All the tasters declared that the beer tasted like shit. To which the brewers responded: "It's supposed to - it's called Ass' Turd Beer. What do you think it is?"

Dubya is suing for emotional distress and has hired a top lawyer Randall Sneak. I think the name says it all to represent his case the jury who was asked to represent go from Cracker Whitney Houston to child molester Michael Jackson.

The Judge, I.M Gaye, an unrespected scientist who is working on curing the incredibly gay disease "Boy Band Syndrome", said that the jury will proabably side with Dubya.

Follow on my next story in three weeks five years eight months and twenty four hours on the aftermath of the case.

Ace Ventura

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