Written by queen mudder
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Topics: Madame Tussauds

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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Dummies just like this one

New York - (Rioters): Newly unveiled wax dummies of David and Victoria Beckham at the New York branch of Madam Tussauds have suddenly started oozing an unidentified substance which may be snake-oil according to preliminary forensic reports.

The pair have been placed prominently next to President George W Bush, his former CIA Director Porter Gross and jailed DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

Waxworks curators have told them public that they are very welcome to hug and kiss the dummies and take photos of themselves with the couple.

Asked about the gooey crap seeping out of the dummies' orifices, Madam Tussauds staff merely commented that the pair had been constructed as virtually 100% lifelike so anything extruding from their persons was also genuinely authentic.

"A bit like cod liver oil mixed with rigor mortis", said one puzzled sightseer.

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