The future of George 'Dubya' Bush was in jeopardy today after a stolen sex tape found it's way onto the internet.
Rumours had been rife about the existence of the tape, purportedly showing the President engaged in a sex act with the Tin Man and, with the film on the internet for all to see, it would appear that Mr Bushs' career as leader of the free world is at an end.
The Tin Man had enjoyed some success in the film 'The Wizard of Oz' but, due to typecasting, the acting roles soon dried up. In the seventies and early eighties he drifted into gay porno flicks and the large homosexual following he had, following the success of 'The Wizard', ensured a superstar lifestyle until his death by rusting in 1989.
The forgotten movie, 'Tin Man does Dallas' features a 10 minute clip showing the President, then a struggling young actor, in a compromising position with the former 'Wizard of Oz' star.
In the film, he is seen playing the part of an office supply maintenance man who comes to fix the Tin Man's photocopier.
The President's wife is standing by her husband but insiders say that, for the forseeable future, he will be sleeping in the potting shed.