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Wednesday, 17 January 2007

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Britney Spears was reported to have swallowed her microphone during her come back concert While she was belting out her new single from her recently released album.

She fell from the stage and landed on top of fan Kerry Thomson's head. Miss Thomson was unsure what to do with the star and was so starstruck she grabbed Miss Spears and began to sprint. She beat her way past the other fans using Miss Spears as a sort of bat. Spears with her hands still around her neck and coughing yelped what are you doing?

Thomson screamed "shut up bitch!" and carried on running. However was soon stopped by security and new fiance Justin Timberlake. She was stunned by Timberlake and dropped to her knees and said "wow im so god damm lucky can I have an autograph?" Timberlake replied "Damm girl what you doin? You could have hurt someone!"

Hearing a screech from Brit they remembered about the microphone. Timberlake quickly did what he could by using his elbow and jumping on top of Brit the microphone jumped straight out of the star's throat and hit him on the head.

The pop prince is said to have been knocked out by the blow.

Spears is due to have her 23rd baby in just a few days and hopes he will come around in time for the birth.

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