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Topics: Driving

Sunday, 14 January 2007

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New DWBJ Task Force

An Arizona legislator has proposed legislation that would outlaw driving while texting. This creative idea has given rise to an explosion of new driving restrictions across the globe:

DWE&D - Driving While Eating And/Or Drinking

DWR - Driving While Reading

DWLH - Driving While Listening to Headphones


On the international scene, Rickshaw drivers are being limited from numerous traditional practices while gondoliers find themselves restricted in ways they have never dreamt of. Drivers are not taking this lying down (though DWLD has also been outlawed).

The International Union of Drivers, also known as Drivers Who Insist (DWI) are lobbying legislatures across the world to regain their ability to operate their vehicles however they please (DHTP)!

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