Written by Michael Hunt
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Tuesday, 9 December 2003

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Bush Shown After His Surprise Defeat

In a surprise turn of events today at the World Championship of Chess, President and Chess Master George W. Bush was defeated by IBM's newest super computer.

Bush reportedly responded by scratching his head and under arms, beating his chest, and screeching "ooo ooo ooh eeee." Staff officials were then forced to removed the fallen President and Chess Master as he began to throw his own feces at the computer.

The White House has denied further comment on the incident, but has put out an all points bulletin searching for men in yellow hats.

This news comes in following allegations that Mr Bush does not have a particularly high IQ. Officials are investigating the allegations, but Mr Bush has himself alluded to the fact that his monkey-like chanting has not helped his case.

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