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Wednesday, 10 January 2007

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A prototype of the new mind reading technology

California - (Ass Mess): The Whore Against Terra took yet another sinister twist today with the launch of a new NASA satellite capable of reading the thoughts and intentions of all Iraqi citizens living within a 200 mile radius of Baghdad.

This latest technology was developed as part of a groin-breaking telescope project launched late last year designed to track every movement of Massachusetts Governor Walter Mitty Romney after he declared his intention to run for the White House in 2008.

Today's announcement comes ahead of a televised Presidential address tonight when George Bush will warn the American gas-guzzling electorate that there is still far too much oil left in Iraq for the native inhabitants to cope with and that another 20,000 troops are needed to settle the matter.

Democrats on Capitol Hill have steadfastly refused to sanction any increase in the number of soldiers in the war torn country but may just be pliable to a little more blackmail after the Department of Homeland Insecurity refused to confirm or deny rumors that the new mind-reading technology now making its Iraqi debut was first tested on them.

Expect an update on this story later in the week.

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