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Topics: water, Public

Wednesday, 10 January 2007

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Moonwalk with 8 foot PlayPal@

In an unusual public-private partnership, the city is developing a playground near the South Street Seaport that will have trained "play workers" on hand to help children interact with features of the new playground: water, ramps, sand and specially designed objects meant to spur the imagination. NYTIMES1/9/07

Enter the HGWellian timemachine to the future of these play-challenged children and imagine their more grown up needs...

In a now very usual situation sex partners of the "Help us Play" generation are now pleading for "sex play workers". Mrs. Madonna Britney Jlow insists:" I have no idea how our parents did it-sex on your own!- How primitive...it must have been exhausting!" Travolta Cruise rejoined: " We couldn't do a thing without our PlayPal@ , the trademark name of one of the most popular NYC sex help agencies."

PlayPals@, UnCheckmates@ and countless other sexual assistance services are pressed hard to supply the Aid workers required by todays couples. " If it weren't for Fandango , we would never have figured out how to make out at the movies: Teen couple , 1234 and her partner 4321( I guess opposites still attract). "How did they do all the math in those olden days without our PassionPartner@ we would never have figured out that ^( thing!" " Nevermind the foreign language twists, PassionPartner knew all about the Filthy Sanchez and the Alpine Ally oop.

BU L.L. Shiite was the only interviewee who had anything negative to sat about sex play workers: "Call me old fashion but I just never got used to leaving the good ole let's just screw behind! And when Hillary Oprah left me for that GD sex player from ScrewBallz@ I don't think I ever will!"

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