In a bold move by the US Government, Homosexual men & women will have the same rights as their straight counterparts. From March 3rd 2007 'gays' will be allowed to ride on buses, eat in family restaurants & even take part in sports. The move comes in after the notorious homosexual leather clad gang, The Byker Boyz had protested about equal rights in Chicago this month. Butch Thompson, leader of The Byker Boyz said today it was a "great day for freedom".
According to insiders at the White House other laws will be changing to mimick Europe. Being arrested with drugs will now leave you with a 25 year stretch rather than the 56.5yrs inmates are currently spending behind bars. Also being 'none-white' & driving a car will only result in physical assault.
However not eating steak, hamburgers or watching sports will result in the death penalty.