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Friday, 5 January 2007

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Donald says insult is fool proof

New York, Jan 5 2007 Billionaire Donald Trump announced he would not be running for public office today. Also, he decided to win no friends or influence anyone .

If Donald decides to run for office he is not interested in the fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, loser demographic anyway.

Most politicians are afraid to stray from the fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, looser set but I'm not concerned. I have billions, I can insult whomever I please.

When Trump was asked if he was afraid of alienating, The Apprentice's, fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, looser audience, again he said, no, he was not concerned.

Our audience for The Apprentice is upwardly mobile yuppies that are relatively attractive people that are not stupid. Lemmings yes, stupid, no. I'm not worried at all.

Trump went on to say, if I insult fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, losers I don't care,. first off if they protest they'll have to admit to being fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate losers, I just don't think the average person wants to put themselves in that category.

It's not like there's a fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid, degenerate, losers union anywhere, I'm just not worried.

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Buck E Filbert
Jan 5 2007

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