Written by Armedus Chunsky
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Topics: picture, king, Image, gallery

Tuesday, 2 January 2007

image for Image Gallery Drained of Substance Without Photoshop
King David attempts to use Photoshop.

In response to King David's article about using one's imagination to fix the image gallery, Armedus Chunksy took out alphabet magnets and began to play a spelling game on his refrigerator. He spelled moo cow, lollipop and other fun words. After that, he decided to reply to King David's Spoof entry because he understands King David's concerns.

"I understand that there is a problem if the image is too graphic," said Chunsky. "For example, the picture in an article about Rush Limbaugh in a thong is best left to the imagination, or I should say best left to no imagination at all. Inappropriate images should be pulled, but pictures can be amusing and appropriate."

The Asian Babe with a picture of the pope having oral sex thinks otherwise. She believes that only inappropriate pictures are funny and that if the image does not involve sex than it should be pulled the site.

"The way I see it both King David's and Armedus Chunsky's article both failed as parody articles. The articles did not involve either the pope or sexual intercourse, and are therefore failed attempts at humor," said the Asian Babe.

Those images do not leave much to the imagination, but Armedus thinks that the images displayed with the article should flow from the writer's creativity and should not be a standard, overused image.

Many are still frustrated at the lack of images they can choose from in the Image Gallery. However, there is a price that comes with using new technology. David has already lost three fingers to Photoshop creating images that were never even used in Spoof articles.

King David and Armedus Chunksy hope to reach some sort of agreement on the Image Gallery. Until then, I am playing a game with the alphabet magnets he loaned to me. Adios, and enjoy looking at the image you have probably already seen a million times by now.

Update: I hope that King David does not take this satirical piece too seriously. I actually enjoyed his response to my article and gave it five stars. Just having a little fun is all. ;-)

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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