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Friday, 22 December 2006

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Kramer gone wild .. what next?

As if things couldn't get much worse, things GOT much worse when Michael Richards, offended by both Rosie O'Donald AND Donald Trump involuntarily called them both N-words during an interview on KVUE radio this morning.

"Now he's gone and done it sheesh" Jerry Seinfield told E-Mag when asked how the lackluster sales of his Seinfeld Box Set were doing. Trump, already suing O'Donald for calling him bankrupt is expected to do the same to Richards for calling him an N-word.

"I am not an N-word I've never been an N-word and Richards along with that slob of a pig with a wig are going to pay big time for messing with the Donald."

O'Donald, Inside-TV says was last seen browsing the legal section of a local Barnes and Nobles perhaps seeking free legal advise should things go from bad to awful and Trump, as Trump puts it "sues her living jock straps off."

"I'll KILL the whale" Trump says.

"I'll SLAY the B-word" Rosie replies.

"I'll kick BOTH their .. uh .." Richards chimes in, Richards not even being part of the fray. The former Seinfeld star, still in rehab has made "progress" sources say, one unnamed doctor at the rehab noting,

"Richards can even watch an episode of 'Good Times' without frothing at the mouth and going berzerk-a-zoid" the doctor going on to add,

"Of course it has to be an episode without JJ Walker in it or we have to call in security to spray Richards down with ice water and pepper spray but he's making progress."

Miss America Tara Conner, herself in rehab was unavailable for comment but according to the Donald is resting well, drinking plenty of fluids and, if rumors are true can almost walk a straight line without toppling over and banging her crown on the floor.

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