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Wednesday, 10 January 2018

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The President with the only one in the White House who didn't call him an idiot in the Wolff book.

Miralamo, FL "President" Donald Trump has belatedly admitted to having met Michael Wolff, the man who spent over a year at the White House writing a book and who personally interviewed Trump for over three hours.

Donald explained: "I thought I had never met him until someone showed me his picture. I thought he was the Butler or something because he was always hanging around.

"I sat down and talked with him a few times because I thought he was asking me all these questions so he could better serve me as the White House Butler, bringing me cokes, polishing my big red button, y'know? I had no idea he wasn't part of the White House staff.

"I mean, he asked a lot of questions, but, then, everybody wants to find out more about me. Would you believe sometimes I will spend hours talking to the help about myself?"

Trump then wandered off down the hall of power cuddling the White House dog muttering, "I'm smart, soooo smart. Such a good guy, and so humble. You get me, don't you pooch, you're smart too, not like the rest of these bozos. Fake news. So sad."

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