Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'.
The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands give him something of the Tyranosaurus Rex, but without the ferocity.
Bung McJones, a spokesman for Trump said 'It was the least that Donald could do for Steve. I mean they are friends that go way back through the years, so Donald will be expecting a nomination from Bannon. I don't think he really needs to worry though, although he is the President, Trump will always be the biggest loser to all of us'.