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Thursday, 28 December 2017

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Put me down, now, your hands aren't big enough.

There was consternation today at the White House, when it was revealed that Buckingham Palace is not listed on Trivago.

Wotsit Madeyernameup, a spokesman for the White House said:'It is quite shocking really. There I was looking for a place for President Trump to stay in when the visited the UK, and Buckingham Palace is not even listed on Trivago. You would have thought that a place that size, with only The Queen and Prince Philip knocking about in it would be clamouring for guests. It would make a killing as a charming little Bed and Breakfast, but it is not even on Airbmb. I will be making my concerns heard really loudly, let me tell you that for nothing'.

Surprisngly, Donald Trump had no opinion to offer on the subject.

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