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Thursday, 14 December 2017

What started out as a routine physical,turned into quite a spectacle Monday morning when Bethesda Maryland urologist Dr.Tuchifilli was performing the annual colonoscopy as part of a standard cancer screening for the 70 year old president.

"At first I thought it was a large tumorous mass, which would have most certainly have proved fatal, but after removing the object technicians were relieved to discover, it was merely a left handed men's winter glove.

The president remarked, "I don't remember eating that."

DNA tests quickly identified the owner. None other than Russian dictator Vladimir Putin.

Theories were quickly speculated as to how the article could have gotten there.

Trump was quick to point outthat there was absolutely no collusion involved.

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