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Friday, 8 December 2017

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This baby boy cried when he heard about what might happen to his baby sister

Washington D.C. (NYT) Al Frankenfarter sobbed through an emotional press conference yesterday where he revealed that he is God's gift to women. He revealed that he has been fighting so that women will be respected everywhere.

He claims it is unfair to restrict himself to the women of Minnesota. Women across the country are pining for his attentions. He has already begun his campaign by purchasing bogus dossiers on his possible competition.

Once on the campaign trail his tactic will be kissing female babies, whether they like it or not, or if they are asleep; then posting the videos on Uboob.

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