Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Donald Trump

Friday, 17 November 2017

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No, I really don't see Dame Maggie Smith playing me anytime soon

US President and chief ompalumpa Donald Trump has been told to start using his indoor voice when speaking, and not his outdoor voice.

The leader is known for his shyness and self-effacing ways, but his outdoor voice gets him into trouble, and when meeting leaders of other countries, his shouting, and ways of wanting to be at the centre of things has made him a figure for ridicule across the world.

The Don said: 'This is going to be so wonderful. So wonderful, it is going to be so great. I know words. I know the best words. I invented the phrase Fake News. I am going to be the best President in the world. I am Mummy's special little soldier'.

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