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Monday, 23 October 2017

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On October 13th, a Colorado man jumped out of an airplane to go skydiving with his wife, saying that he could fly. Moments later, after numerous attempts, his parachute malfunctions.

Tragically, the outcome was fatal. His wife commented on his behalf following the tragedy. "He heard R. Kelly say he could fly on his song and thought he could as well."

An investigation continues into why his parachute failed, and will be updated when more information is released. "I've mastered the ability to fly, and some people, such as this man unfortunately aren't ready." said R. Kelly, when questioned on the issue.

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