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Topics: Protest, Violence

Wednesday, 23 August 2017

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The restaurant fire spread to other structures.

Biloxi, MS- After a local McDonald's refused to take down a statue featuring Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburglar, a large group of ANTIFA burned the establishment to the ground.

ANTIFA spokesperson Tiffany Jackson said, "What we did was absolutely necessary as the Capitalist pigs refused our demands to remove this hateful, racist, xenophobic, pro-animal-killing, & sexist monument."

When asked how the statue was all those things, Jackson replied, "Racist because the clown is obviously a throwback to blackface, xenophobic because the Hanburgler is obviously a Latino, and sexist because we believe Grimace may actually be female and she is shown as extremely overweight."

On a side note to this event, ANTIFA has started a Social media fundraising account for the 17 local ANTIFA members who lost their jobs after the McDonalds was destroyed.

In a statement, McDonald's stated they will not be rebuilding.

"We won." said another ANTIFA member who refused to give his name. "Now I can get back to my Mom's and still have time to enter the Dark Souls 3 tournament."

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