Written by b kenneth mcgee
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Sunday, 13 August 2017

The NY Times is reporting today that the American Psychiatric has released a stunning new report on the similarities in the psychiatric profile of President Donald Trump and Kim Jon-un. The detailed report shows a remarkable similarity between the two world leaders and dictators and tyrants throughout history. It concludes with the stunning assertion that many of the world's tyrants have all suffered from LDD...Little Dick Disorder!

The newly discovered disorder seems to have influenced these leaders from the time of their adolescents and in most cases throughout history the "moment of truth" has come at the moment a member of the opposite sex pointed at the subjects genitals and stifled a laugh. The report states that the similarities are remarkable!

Starting with the tyrant Genghis Kahn who was apparently enraged his entire life with the affliction and slaughtered hundreds of thousands of innocent citizens of an adjoining country when it's leader referred to Kahn as Genghis Can't to Italy in the 1930's when Benito Mussolini destroyed an entire village in southern Italy when the mayor of that city referred to him as Minuto Mussolini.

The report which sometimes refers to the affliction as the Four W's (the Wee Willie Winkie Woes) concludes that LDD has influenced history since the beginning of mankind and that civilization is at a turning point right now with the nuclear capabilities of the two world powers. "The destruction of civilization is possible right now because two leaders with LDD have each been, since puberty, stuck between...a cock and a hard place!"

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