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Thursday, 13 July 2017

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"We know where the treasure lays," proclaims Abbott.

Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences.

According to both, they are able to fully account for just how many virgins they've interacted with. Their own estimation shows over 356,000 virgins.

In the film, Connor tells the story of how and why they slept with over 356,000 virgins in the heart of sheep country while raising their families.

"It's about nurturing relationships in nature's kingdom," says Connor. Abbott and Connor claim they are dairy/vegetarians and compassionate, God fearing men.

The film is scheduled for a limited release in Africa and Indonesia this fall.

The boy's have shown that even if you never had a virgin, you can still get your groove on without the luck of a leprechaun- only with an easily available population.

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