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Thursday, 8 June 2017

At about 10 pm last there was a raid by Michigan state troopers to put an end to sexually oppressed goats.

They busted in about 10 locations in Dearborn and made over 60 arrests of men aged from 20-56.

This comes after months of surveillance and reports from the locals about suspicious activity happening in abandoned buildings and in residential areas.

The suspects have charged with sex trafficking, bestiality, drug use and various weapons charges just to name a few.

Dearborn happens have a tight knit community of exiled Bedouin peoples, with Bedouin making up the vast majority of Dearborn's population. Sex between goats and people in the middle east happens to be common practice, according to tweets from Donald Trump.

With many arrests made, questions linger as to whether this is just the beginning of a beautiful thing.

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