Written by Buck E Filbert
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Thursday, 14 December 2006

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Equality in Ice Cream

Hollywood, Michael Richards was attacked by multicultural youths yesterday coming out of a popular ice cream shop.

Richards was coming out of the shop when a gang of toughs noticed Richards was enjoying vanilla flavored ice cream. This apparently enraged the youths.

Richards had to run to his car and lock the doors as his vehicle was accosted by the gang.

In his haste to escape Richards fumbled with the car keys giving the gang time to rock his car in an attempt to flip his vehicle.

Richards said the youths shouted: "Vanilla! Didn't you learn anything? You should be eating chocolate or mocha to prove you're not a racist."

Richards made his escape and was later heard to say, "but I like vanilla".

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Buck E Filbert
Dec 15 2006

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