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Saturday, 13 May 2017

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We are working on delivering an appropriate punishment.

Three students from Christian Preparatory High School were caught by faculty for scandalously flashing too much ankle at their senior prom.

Steve Brock, the principal of Christian Preparatory High explains the school's strict dress code: "Our school's student handbook clearly states that no student, boy or girl, should dress in a flirtatious or provoking way. I'm afraid three students infringed upon this moral boundary last week. We are working on delivering an appropriate punishment."

Many parents were furious that the school didn't sniff out these three rebels earlier.

Steven Williams, a parent with three kids at Christian Preparatory, said "Based on how long it took to catch these students, it seems that the school is now being run by liberal hippies willing to let students get away with anything. What will come next? T-shirts? Flip flops?"

The Parents Association is pushing for an expulsion of the three students. They shall pursue the case even more aggressively after their ongoing conflict with the administration (over whether to make science a requirement to graduate) is over.

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