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Topics: Bullying, Broadway, Drama

Monday, 8 May 2017

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"We're collecting lunch money for charity purposes! "

Broadway, get ready for some magic. North Hampton is coming to town.

The North Hampton theatrical creators of the hit play 'The Bully and the Cursed Child' are in exclusive talks with the Bollywood Theatre Group to bring the show to The Link Theater in New York.

The organizers plan will provide 'The Bully and the Cursed Child' with a bespoke home that will be intimate enough for a drama, yet deliver low priced tickets.

The play is about a peaceful minded group of school bullies who work for a fictitious leader called Buster, who is involved in a War with a rival female bully called Lizzy.

Buster is the first to loose after receiving a swift kick to the nuts by Lizzy who starting collecting Buster's school lunch money and then sleeping with Buster's girlfriend.

The drama puts into conflict the religious view points of a single member of Buster's gang and the groups mischievous missions.

The groups next mission is sneaking into Lizzy's locker during swimming classes and putting crab louse in her knickers. This starts a fight after school between Lizzy and Big Bertha who is Buster's older sister.

"Lizzy's getting clobbered now!", says Buster.

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