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Topics: Fast Food

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

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I lost my appetite for greasy food.

A Mickey-D's customer was betrayed by employees who ID'd him and made him wait a little extra time for his order so the food patrol could come and deny him his last meal. He didn't have it his way at Mickey-D's.

Jackson went through the so called Buffalo Drive-thru when one of the workers recognized him as a fat, dedicated customer. He ordered a 20-piece turkey wings and a large fry. Laughing workers made it seem the fries weren't ready so they could buy time.

According to the restaurant's manager he got his turkey wings and flew from the greasy restaurant without his heart clogging fries. It was enough time for the food patrol to get on his tail.

Jackson was involved in a high-speed chase unable to eat his salty turkey wings, shortly before seeing Jesus as he was blinded by a bright light.

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