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Friday, 7 April 2017

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Minneapolis, MN: The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources' "DNR EagleCam Live Stream" was temporarily shut down last night after the video stream showed a male teenage Bald Eagle masturbating. The DNR has been inundated with telephone calls and email since the incident. However, according to DNR spokesperson Rhonda Inksveld, public reaction has been varied.

Said Ms. Inksveld, "We've received all sorts of comments, from people who are outraged and offended by what was shown, to thank yous for showing something so natural. I, myself, didn't see the video when it ran live, but I've seen it several times since coming to work this morning. At first, I admit, it seemed a bit creepy. But then, the image of that teenager Bald Eagle's own little bald eagle popping up like that out of his feathers. It just seemed so natural. And as this is The Department of Natural Resources, I don't see what's so wrong that it got shown. Plus, the look on that eagle's face when he hit the jackpot. Priceless. Really wonderful. Some people work their entire lives outside and never see the orgasm face of a Bald Eagle."

After further investigation, DNR employees discovered that the Bald Eagle had been watching two female Tufted Titmouses bathing in a nearby stream.

The DNR has decided that it will continue to operate the EagleCam Live Stream, but will include a caption that warns viewers that they may find some images disturbing.

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