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Monday, 6 March 2017

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WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Botox devotee, plastic surgery fan, and Senate Minority leader Nancy "Nanny" Pelosi, 76, said she just didn't "know what to say" when she was asked whether she condemned Democratic Representative Cedric Richmond's sexist statement concerning White House counselor Kellyanne Conway.

Alluding to Monica "The Mouth" Lewinsky, who fellated President Bill Clinton in the Oval Orifice, uh, Office multiple times during his administration, Richmond said that Conway, who knelt on a couch in the same office while taking photographs of presidents of black colleges, "looked familiar in that position."

Even Clinton's daughter, wannabe senator Chelsea, found his comment "despicable," but Pelosi, apparently, did not.

On the TV program Face the Nation, when host Jack Tapper cornered her, Pelosi said Richmond's comment was "clearly a joke," but admitted that, since it alluded to oral sex, it might have been in "bad taste." Instead, she attacked President Trump, saying "He's the one who nominated the slut." Besides, she said, "bukkake was on the luncheon menu."

A Japanese noodle dish with a thick, creamy soy sauce, dashi-based broth, and vegetable toppings, bukkake is also a term that refers to a sexual act involving the successive seminal ejaculations of a group of men who surround a kneeling woman. "Maybe the menu item inspired his joke," Pelosi reasoned.

"That's the first time I've heard a menu item blamed for a person's vulgar, crude, and sexist behavior," Trapper replied.

"It's the first time you've ever spoken to me about Cedric," Pelosi replied.

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