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Monday, 20 February 2017

FOX News has negotiated a deal with Sputnik International to present reports catered to the president who relies solely on that cable entertainment station for his knowledge of the world outside the opulent Trump Towers.

Estimated to be worth in the hundreds of millions of dollars, the company that brings us Lucifer and Ax Cop now wants the Trump News Channel merger with Russia's to promote the party line.

Academia is incensed over the threat of State Television replacing balanced reporting. Not since Republican President Ronald Reagan gave news agencies permission to lie has such an abuse of power manifested in the media.

In a press conference covered exclusively by FOX News and Breitbart, the president stated that "It's my way or the highway" when it comes to information about the things that matter most to humanity. He also stated that if the emergency room is good enough for veterans' health care, then it's good enough for everyone else.

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