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Tuesday, 21 February 2017

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Pussy to get official holder

Melania Trump is a busy woman and as First Lady does not have a lot time to deal with the day to day activities of First Lady. Eyes opened though when she recently announced the position of "Official Pussy Holder".

"I said holder not GRABBER," said Melania at a press conference this morning,"I need someone to carry my persian cat from hotel to hotel, she does not like the $10000 carry cage I bought her."

"We had the Secret service doing the job, but then someone told the Don and the Don calls me and asks 'Melania why is the Secret Service carrying your pussy?', so I have to stop that and we have to hire someone to carry the pussy."

White House officials had no comment but said it totally supported the First Lady having her pussy held.

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