At a recent gathering of oil company presidents, President Bush assured the company heads that their industry was not at fault for global warming. The President explained that the real culprit is the Heat Miser from TV Show A Year Without Santa Claus, the episode where the Snow Miser makes it snow in Southtown.
The President then went on a 5-minute tangent about how he wants one of those mini ice dancers for the ranch in Crawford.
"Now here's the kicker. For allowing snow in Southtown, Heat Miser gets control of the North Pole. So he and his mini flame dancing buddies warmed up the North Pole and that is what started Global Warming, not fossil fuels." explained the President.
Franklin Coles spokesperson for Exxon laid the blame with Hollywood "They have known the truth for over 30 years and yet they kept up the lie. I guess Al Gore and all those scientist don't look so smart now do they."
Calls to both the Heat Miser and Snow Miser have yet to be returned. No word from Mother Nature as well.